(Fair warning that this is a long one. But more than a year later, this day is still so vivid and full in my mind that this post is the short version.)
After a lovely birthday featuring a comparatively laid-back ride, I woke up feeling refreshed and energized. Which was a very good thing, as we had one of the shortest rides of the trip on the menu.
What this ride lacked in quantity, it more than made up for in quality.* The stats–21.7 miles and 4,200 feet elevation gain–are already ridiculous, and that’s before I tell you that there were several flat miles in there! This might have been my favorite day of the trip, except that the transfer day was so amazing (says the person who was intimidated by gentle one-block rises a few years prior).
One reason I liked this day so much
The route started out on the bonus road we had finished with the day before, then continued to climb up the Monte Crostis, traverse a gnarly gravel “road” at the top, down one heck of a hairpinny descent, to complete the loop back into Ravascletto.
My memory of the day before did not lead me astray–the road to Tualis was still a delight of traffic-free swooping turns, rollers, and peekaboo views. And then… And then we started Up.
Some climbs in Europe have helpful road signs for cyclists every kilometer or so telling you distance remaining, your elevation, and the average grade over the next kilometer. So when–after a little bit of hard riding–we got to the sign saying 9.3km to go, and 10%, I was pretty happy. Not because 10% is easy, but rather because I consider 10% hard, and yet I still felt well within myself, and continued to do so over the next kilometer. I do not take for granted riding up a 10% grade for a while without feeling like death warmed over.
Plus, this was just an amazing road! Its width (I think the Burke-Gilman trail is wider at many points) reflected the amount of traffic on it, or rather, not on it. Which is a pity for all the traffic that wasn’t on it, because from the start there were lovely vistas out over the valley, and plenty of opportunities to look down at the road coiled dramatically beneath you. (See one of the signs in Google Streetview here, and then check out one of the switchbacky sections here.)
(Re: the following. Gentleman cyclists with delicate sensibilities might want to skip ahead to here.)
Now, for this next bit, I want to be clear that I would have loved this day no matter what, but this made it just a little sweeter. I’m not sure if I’m proud of that, but I sure enjoyed it, and still do.
We were not the only cyclists on this road, and just a couple kilometers in, the loose group I was riding with slowly approached another cyclist. Ian was still with me at that point, but then he couldn’t stand it any more, and went off ahead at his own pace, passing the other cyclist. This cyclist sort of pushed to stay with Ian for a couple pedal strokes, but then resumed his pace.
A little later, the pace I was going had me pulling up to him, and then passing him. Except, unlike when Ian passed him, he did not stay at his pace, but instead picked it up to pass me and go back ahead of me. Which, whatever. Some men can’t deal with being passed by a woman, but there are a lot of people out there stronger than me on a climb, and I wasn’t going to do myself any favors by trying to put on a surge of power to pass him if he was going faster than me.
Which he was.
For a little bit.
And then he started to slow down, and I started to catch up to him, which was a little awkward as he was also somewhat swervy on the very narrow road. But after letting up a bit, I was able to resume my own pace, which was now faster than his pace, and I passed him again.
In my dorky-but-handy glasses mirror I could see him pick it up again, and keep a constant distance close behind me. Until I looked away for a moment (probably doing something silly like admiring the view), and then glanced back to find him very much not close behind me. I was going pretty slowly, so I’ve got to hand it to him to be able to stay upright on his bike, given how slowly he must have been going.
Another brief switchback, and I could just barely see him if I peered down the hillside at the road below. And that was the last time I saw him until he summited *much later* and passed where we Cinghialini had been hanging out. That 10% grade we had been on? Spoiler alert, it got steeper, and I can tell you that it is very miserable to blow up on a super-steep road where it is impossible to ease off and recover. Oops.
I may not be the fastest or most skilled cyclist out there, but decades of ballet have given me one superpower: I can conceal my effort like you wouldn’t believe. If I make it my priority, you won’t be able to see that I’m breathing heavily, my upper body won’t rock at all to betray the effort that turning the pedals over is costing me, and I can look around casually like “oh, look, what a charming little easy ride I’m doing!”
It’s completely obnoxious, and you better believe that the moment I re-passed this guy, I was deploying my superpower like I never had before. Male cyclists who aren’t sexist asshats aren’t aggravated/humiliated by a woman passing them, so the ones who are deserve to have the experience be as aggravating/humiliating as possible. It’s only that way if they let it be, but gosh, it sure was fun that he let it be.
Ok, me being gleeful and petty aside, this road was epic and amazing. The grade hovered around 10% for a while, and then there was a noticeably steeper bit before it eased off to 10% again. That steeper section hurt, but I could do it, and I felt pretty awesome about getting through it. Then the next sign said 13%, while the road was still clearly around 8-10%. (I didn’t go through and find all the signs, but here’s some proof that I wasn’t making up the 13%!)
The few brain cells that were still getting oxygen started to do some math, slowly. If the next kilometer *averaged* 13%, and the road was currently well under that, well then… Oh.
Yeah, the little kick up that I was so proud of myself for making it through was just a little warm up teaser. Now we got to do that for real. Each switchback you’d have the thought “well surely around this corner it will have been one kilometer and then it will ease off, right?” Ha ha ha, nope.
One of the tortuous parts of a steep road segment like this where you know what it averages is that you both want the grade to lessen, and dread any moment of the grade lessening because you know that you will have to do something even steeper to make up for it.
This is not the sort of climb I excel at, but like on the transfer day, I was having the time of my life. Partly it was just the euphoria of actually being able to do it. I kept on expecting to be miserable, and I kept on being pleasantly surprised that I was enjoying myself, such that the enjoyment was doubled by its unexpectedness.
Partly it was the reward that came with each pedal stroke, as the views continued to unfurl–trees, mountain peaks, glimpses of the river valley, and hillsides artfully softened by mist.
A Google Streetview image because if I had stopped to take a picture, I probably wouldn’t have been able to get started again…
1 kilometer from the top was a thing of beauty: a sign proclaiming that the next kilometer would average only 9.4%! Once regrouped we all agreed that it felt so easy to ride your bike when it “eased off” to 9%, and that it was utterly ridiculous to talk of “easing off” to 9%!
And then oh joy, the top, and Gerardo and yummy things and a van bag with dry, warm clothes to change into! We had “just” gone 10 miles (2.5 of which was an easy warm up). It had taken me 1 hour and 40 minutes, the last 1 hour 20 minutes of which was an unrelenting effort flirting with being just on the edge of where I would blow up and crawl broken up the mountain. It required a complete effort both physically and mentally, and getting to the van had the thrill of a victory.
The top. You can tell I’m on summer vacation by the way I’m bundled up!
However, the day wasn’t over yet! At the top, the paved path that we were calling a road turned to gravel as it traversed the mountainside. And in places it was chunky, pick-your-line-carefully gravel. This isn’t my favorite of riding conditions, to put it mildly, but after the climb, I viewed it as yet another challenge to meet, and I had the (perhaps misplaced) confidence that I could.
There sure are a lot of warnings on that sign. Should we really be doing this?
Whether through luck or skill, I did make it through unscathed, and even enjoyed myself. I think we saw one, maybe two vehicles that weren’t Gerardo’s van, so it seemed almost like our private course to play bikes on. Being above the treeline, and above most everything around, you could see for days, and it was a most magnificent playground. It make me wonder what the experience of the Sella Ronda would be like without the constant buzz of traffic.
It looked like a wind was funneled up the hillside and peeled the roof off this place like the lid of a sardine can.
Atmospheric!
Obligatory cyclist headed up the road shot.
Andy and Elaine looking happy–as well they should when getting to introduce a bunch of people to such a fabulous road.
Believe it or not, I’m being really restrained in how many photos I’m posting.
After the gravel adventure traverse, we started back down, and the workout shifted from my legs to my wrists. The road down was much like the road up–sidewalks in downtown Seattle are wider. It was twisty, steep, intermittently wet, and there was slippery evidence of the passage of sheep. I gingerly rode my brakes all the way down, and was glad to reach Ravascletto in one piece. Note to self: incorporate more hand/wrist strength exercises in my bike training.
And there the day ended… Oh wait, no it didn’t. After all, it was just a 21.7 mile ride, and the rest of the day beckoned. So did the opposing peak of the Zoncolan. Even as ominous storm clouds rolled in, the summit beckoned. I wasn’t the only one thinking this way, as another bike tour company had just pulled up, and were doing bike checks and donning their rain gear to head up in the downpour that was starting.
So I went for it–up the Zoncolan!
In the cable car!
Yes, there is an alternate way to the top of the the Zoncolan. Elaine, Oscar, Kerry, Ian, and I all hopped on the cable car to enjoy a much easier way to the top than biking up there. We lucked out in catching the last cable car of the day up, and they seemed amused at our worries about the “schedule” of the last cable car down. The guy eventually made clear that he would just be waiting around for us–the schedule of the last car down was “when you head down.”
Nothing says smug like being inside the cable car while other are cycling up in the pouring rain.
We wandered around at the top for a bit, admiring the views and the brutally steep road up the mountain, and being glad that we hadn’t cycled up it in the rain (or more to the point, weren’t facing the prospect of descending it…)
They have signs commemorating the riders who have won atop the Zoncolan.
Elaine, Oscar, and Kerry
We applauded some of the cyclists who had summited–most of whom didn’t do more than acknowledge their tour van and keep going. Apparently they did not have a Gerardo with cheese and tomatoes and chocolate. And then it had been enough time out in the rain and cold (yay summer vacation), and we headed for the cable car, which had indeed not left without us, but did leave once we were aboard.
Again… You can tell I’m on summer vacation by the way I’m bundled up!
Part of why this day was so special for me is that it, combined with the transfer day, made me re-think myself and my capabilities as a cyclist. But even if the day hadn’t contained that impact, the sheer beauty of the ride, the joy of playing bikes on an almost untrafficked road, and the fun of sharing the experience with people who were as agog as I was would still make this one of my top days on a bike.
Day 7, 21.7 miles, 4,250 feet.
*I have noticed that most years, the description on the Cinghiale website is in the ballpark as to how much climbing we do, but well overstates the mileage we do. I don’t know if it’s on purpose, but if so, it’s because of days like this. Saying you did a 21 mile ride just does not capture what the day is, or how many miles you want in your legs for preparation to be able to handle that 21 mile ride. Most places it just isn’t possible to do a 21 mile ride like this. So you have to lead with a metric that people understand–you’ll be doing big miles! Despite the discrepancy, I have never heard someone at the end of the trip talking like they didn’t get enough, or epic enough riding in.